Anti-Valentine's Day (But Make It Cute)

So apparently today is Valentine’s Day and I’m supposed to be all sad and pathetic because I don’t have a boyfriend?? Um, excuse me, but I have chocolate and McDreamy, so I think I’m winning here.

Anti-Valentine’s Day (But Make It Cute)

Spent $12 on fancy chocolates at Harris Teeter this morning and the cashier gave me this look like ‘aw honey’ and I was like NO. I am TREATING MYSELF. This is called SELF-LOVE. Although I did buy the heart-shaped box which maybe sends mixed messages about how not-sad I am about being single. Whatever. The chocolates are amazing and I don’t have to share them with anyone who leaves the toilet seat up or thinks Valentine’s Day is ‘commercial nonsense.’ I’m about to marathon Season 2 of Grey’s Anatomy and eat chocolate until I feel sick. This is what peak self-care looks like, people. Don’t @ me.