apartment chronicles

So Marcus invited me over to his place for movie night. I should have known what I was getting into when he warned me his apartment was ‘still a work in progress.’

apartment chronicles

Turns out that’s guy code for ‘I have seventeen different cables plugged into things and I’m not sure what half of them do.’

The popcorn situation was honestly tragic.

The popcorn situation was… tragic

I’m pretty sure he set the microwave to ‘incinerate’ instead of ‘pop.’ I ate it anyway because I’m polite like that. Plus he looked so proud of himself for ‘making snacks.’

Post-movie debate got heated

We spent forty-five minutes arguing about whether the movie made any sense. He thinks plot holes are ‘artistic choices.’ I think plot holes are lazy writing. We agreed to disagree. Loudly.

Me documenting this bachelor pad experience

The apartment needs work but the company was… adequate. I guess I’ll give him another chance to redeem his hosting skills.