Color coordination expert

Left Jake alone while I grabbed coffee with Carmen this morning. Came back to find him at his desk with every single guitar pick he owns arranged in perfect rainbow order.

Color coordination expert

Apparently this is what passes for productivity when I’m not around to witness his actual to-do list getting ignored. The same man who leaves coffee mugs on random surfaces throughout the apartment has spent forty minutes creating what can only be described as a guitar pick museum exhibit.

The moment he realized he’d been caught organizing

His face when he realized I was watching was priceless. “It helps me think,” he said, like this was totally normal human behavior. Sure, Jake. Whatever helps you think.

I love that after two years of living together, he can still surprise me with completely random organizational impulses. Even if it means his laundry will probably stay in the basket for another week.