Kitchen catastrophe artist

Jake decided to surprise me with breakfast this morning. Sweet gesture, questionable execution. I woke up to the sound of our smoke alarm having what can only be described as a nervous breakdown.

Kitchen catastrophe artist

Found him in the kitchen looking like he’d just witnessed a small explosion, which honestly wasn’t far from the truth. Apparently scrambled eggs are more complicated than YouTube led him to believe. The pan looked like someone had attempted to recreate a Jackson Pollock painting using breakfast ingredients.

The evidence. He’s so proud.

He was so genuinely proud of his creation that I couldn’t stop laughing. “It’s deconstructed eggs,” he announced, as if he’d planned the whole artistic disaster. We ended up ordering bagels and spending twenty minutes scraping what used to be eggs off our good pan. Sometimes the best mornings start with complete chaos.