Study Group Drama (aka Why Boys Are Trash)

OMG you guys, I am SO over this semester’s biology study group!! There’s this guy - let’s call him Chad because OF COURSE his name is probably Chad - who keeps “accidentally” touching my arm every five seconds and explaining basic concepts like I’m some kind of moron.

Study Group Drama (aka Why Boys Are Trash)

Like excuse me sir, I got into UNC just like you did, and I’m pretty sure I can handle the difference between mitosis and meiosis without your condescending little pats on the shoulder! Today he literally leaned over me to “show me” something in the textbook that I was ALREADY reading. The audacity!!

Me explaining why I don’t need mansplaining 101

I’ve started bringing extra books just to create a physical barrier between us because apparently personal space is a foreign concept.

Study group prep because apparently I need to PROVE I know mitosis

And don’t even get me started on how he talks over me every time I try to answer a question. Like buddy, just because you took AP Bio in high school doesn’t make you the cell cycle king!

Seriously though, are there ANY decent guys at this school who don’t think being male automatically makes them smarter? Because I’m starting to think they’re all like this and honestly that’s just depressing.

Maybe if I hold the book really close he’ll realize I can read

At least my roommate thinks he’s a creep too, so I know I’m not going crazy!