Plot twist of the morning

Walked out to grab coffee and found Jake sitting on our living room floor, completely absorbed in what I initially thought was origami. Turns out he was folding a fitted sheet. Not just folding it—actually creating perfect, crisp corners that would make my nursing instructor weep with joy.

Plot twist of the morning

Apparently he’s been watching YouTube videos about “proper household management techniques” during his lunch breaks. Because that’s what normal people do, right? Learn advanced textile geometry for fun?

The final product. I’m actually impressed.

The man who still can’t figure out which setting on the coffee maker makes it less bitter has somehow mastered the most universally frustrating domestic task known to humanity. I’m equal parts impressed and slightly concerned about what other secret skills he’s been developing.

Might have to step up my game. Can’t have him out-adulting me before 9 AM.