New Year, Same Main Character Energy
Happy New Year, loves! While everyone else is making resolutions about green smoothies and meditation apps, I’ve decided to keep it real. My 2023 goals are refreshingly honest: take more photos where I look hot (check), make Marcus take photos from my good angle (he’s been trained), and stop pretending I’m not the main character of this family. Because let’s be honest - I’ve always been the star of this show.

New Year, Same Main Character Energy
Marcus, bless his heart, has one resolution: survive. Which is probably wise considering I’ve also resolved to stop asking permission before posting the thirst traps. Sorry not sorry, babe. You knew what you signed up for when you married someone who looks this good in athleisure at 8 AM on New Year’s Day.
The kids are still asleep, the house is quiet, and I’m drinking my coffee in actual silence for the first time in weeks. Sometimes being the main character means savoring these perfect little moments before the chaos begins. Although let’s be real - even the chaos revolves around me. 😘
What are your New Year’s resolutions? And please tell me at least one of them is as delightfully shallow as mine. We can’t all be changing the world - some of us are just here to look good while drinking coffee.